Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? A: Ouch Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?
Q: Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? A: 2 Fast 2 Curious Q: Did you hear about the hairdresser?
Q: What's the first bet that most people make in their lives?
A: Man, that hit the "spot." Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
" A: "With a bee bee gun." Q: How do you drown a Hipster?
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?
A: A waist of time Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: LMAYO Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
A: He took his wife for granite so she left him Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
Q: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?